I turned this section over to the people who know me best, in the hopes they could offer winning insight into my stellar character and overall brilliance, and asked that they give short descriptions of me that I could share with strangers badly lost on the Internet or trying to vet me for jobs. Here's what they came back with: "Not afraid to rest," "enthusiastic snacker", "frequently distracted." This obviously was an unmitigated disaster and this section will be updated once my new set of friends can come up with more suitable descriptions. Please check back soon!